
$15.83
3.3/5
The Simpsons Terracotta Chia Pet
A terracotta piece of Springfield nostalgia that sprouts chia seeds into a questionable green Afro.
Amazon

A crab-shaped desktop pen holder that turns loose pens into a small office scene with claws.
Your desk may not become more productive, but at least one crab will look very committed to holding stationery.
$2.89
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A terracotta piece of Springfield nostalgia that sprouts chia seeds into a questionable green Afro.
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3/5
A tiny desk accessory that simulates cursor movement to keep your computer awake while you step away.
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2.65/5
Tiny finger-mounted chopsticks for snack raids, desk lunches, and anyone who wants fewer crumbs on their keyboard.
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A gloriously useless desk distraction for people who claim they notice every detail and have far too much time on their hands.
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